January 2012
7 posts
If I sing this very softly and slowly, Scout loves her new lullaby.
Straight out of Compton,
A crazy mother-father named Ice Cube
From a gang called
Ninjas with Attitude.
When I’m called off
I got a seesaw off
Squeeze a Tigger
And babies are hauled off.
You too, boy, if you’re frank with me
The police are gonna have to come
and get me off your astronaut
that’s...
December 2011
7 posts
Even though I would say I am pretty nerdy, I have never watched Star Wars. And, because I have only dated other nerds, this has been the one thing every man has wanted to be to me. The guy to convince me to watch Star Wars.
I will do a lot of things after I’ve had red wine, but none of them include watching Star Wars. It had been going on for so many years that even after I met Ben and we...
November 2011
5 posts
The house we live in was built in 1930 and when you visit it wouldn’t surprise you. A true shotgun house, I can open every door and see straight through from the back porch to the front yard. There are things I love about it (hardwood floors, glass doorknobs) and things I hate about it (no bathtub, random windows painted shut).
When a house has been standing for over eighty years with...
October 2011
9 posts
“I need a drinking buddy. Like, a girlfriend to go to Starbucks with once a week.”
– I love you, A. This pretty much sums up my life.
I don’t know why I just scrolled through all 500 tagged Facebook photos of me, but I did.
I came to the conclusion that I donate way too many cute clothes. I miss them. The 2003 H&M denim jacket is still going strong, though.
Also, is it weird to miss drinking? No, it isn’t. I don’t need to drink allllll the dranks, but I do need an excuse to tell really loud,...
September 2011
6 posts
Tip
When a missionary tells you that he just got back from Kowloon Bay, do not exclaim that you were born in Kowloon Bay.
He will not get it.
August 2011
8 posts
July 2011
9 posts
